It's the perfect time of year
Somewhere far away from here
I feel fine enough, I guess
Considering everything's a messThere's a restaurant down the street
Where hungry people like to eat
I could walk but I'll just drive
It's colder than it looks outsideIt's like a dream, you try to remember but it's gone
Then you try to scream but it only comes out as a yawn
When you try to see the world beyond your front doorTake your time 'coz the way I rhyme's gonna make you smile
When you realize that a guy my size might take a while
Just to try to figure out what all this is for
It's the perfect time of day
To throw all your cares away
Put the sprinkler on the lawn
And run through with my gym shorts onTake a drink right from the hose
Then change into some wrestlers clothes
Climb the stairs up to my room
Sleep away the afternoonIt's like a dream, you try to remember but it's gone
Then you try to scream but it only comes out as a yawn
When you try to see the world beyond your front doorTake your time 'coz the way I rhyme's gonna make you smile
When you realize that a guy my size might take a while
Just to try to figure out what all this is forPinch me, pinch me
'Coz I'm still asleep
Please God, tell me
That I'm still asleep
On an evening such as this
It's hard to tell if I exist
If I packed the car and leave this town
Will you notice that I'm not aroundI could hide out under there
I just made you say 'Underwear'
I could leave but I'll just stay
All my stuff's here anywayIt's like a dream, you try to remember but it's gone
Then you try to scream but it only comes out as a yawn
When you try to see the world beyond your front doorTake your time 'coz the way I rhyme's gonna make you smile
When you realize that a guy my size might take a while
Just to try to figure out what all this is forTry to figure out what all this is for
Try to see the world beyond your front door
Try to figure out what all this is for