"Dr. Bon Jovi, report to emergency..."You can read it in the papers
In some places it comes in thirty-two flavors
But you wouldn't tell no one
Your favorite if you couldFrom the White House to the alleys
From the President down to Long Tall Sally
Can't live with it but
You'll die without it - yes you wouldSenorita's in the kitchen
She's a fistful of dynamite
You call 911 but you can't stop the fun tonite, it's alrightYou can't start a fire without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
You can't hide when infection starts
Because love is a social disease
Where you look you can find it
Try to run but you're always behind it
So you play hide and seek like a blind kid
Till you're caught - yeah you're caughtSo you'll say that you had some
But they took it and held it for ransom
Were they tall, dark, skinny or
Handsome - you won't talkSo you telephone your doctor
Just to see what pill to take
You know there's no prescription
Gonna wipe this one awayYou can't start a fire without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
You can't hide when infection starts
Because love is a social disease
Love is a social disease
Love is a social disease
Let the boy show you, baby!She's so full of high grade octane
She could run the bullet train on 38 Double D's
Now you know for sure, you know the cure
To make a blind man seeYou can't start a fire without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
You can't hide when infection starts
Because love is a social disease
Love is a social diseaseYou can't start a fire without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
You can't hide when infection starts
Because love is a social disease
Love is a social disease, baby
Love is a social diseaseNothing a shot can't cure!
