Someone call
the ambulance
She's completely nude
standing on the fenceShe's about to fly
Phone the doctor quick
She's a house on fire
whenever she gets litI'm laughing
with nothing up my sleeve
Here come that gal of mine
like a storm across the seaShe broke my heart
when she pawned my ring
Then she stole it back
What will tomorrow bring
Mercy, vengeance,
Lord above
How can I
refuse her love?I'm laughing
with nothing up my sleeve
Here come that gal of mine
like a storm across the seaThere's a Ph.D.
on the radio
Says the next of kin
is the last to knowShe grabs the dial
jumps up on my lap
Starts to lick my face
like a Persian cat
Hear me laughing
with nothing up my sleeve
Here come that gal of mine
like a storm across the sea
