I know nothing
Don't know much
I think my education's
Gone out to lunchI can't remember
I can't think
what is the difference
Between iron and zincI can listen
I can speak
But my conversational skills
Are gobblesegeekI know Harold
In 1066
Got shot in the eye
With a long pointy stick
Revolutions and World War II
Is it true what they say
That Charles de Gaulle was a hero
And Churchill's a Nero
I threw that awayI get up when I like
Wear anything I like
Don't keep up with the cool
I make up my own rulesDon't have to eat my greens
Or keep my bedroom extra tidy
'Cause nobody is around to tell me offNow
I can lounge about in my house 'cause lounging abow-ow-ow-ow-out
Is gau-au-au-au-au-ood
I know all
I need to know
Why talk Swahili
If it's where i won't goLatin is clever
And sexy is French
Sprechen Sie Deutsches
Would hardly make senseInquisitions and missionaries
Seem fairly bizarre
Do I follow commandments from Moses
Or battles of roses
I am a Ca-zarI get up when I like
Wear anything I like
Don't keep up with the cool
I make up my own rulesDon't have to eat my greens
Or keep my bedroom extra tidy
'Cause nobody is around to tell me offNow
I can lounge about in my house 'cause lounging abow-ow-ow-ow-out
Is gau-au-au-au-au-oodRevolutions and World War II
Is it true what they say
That Charles de Gaulle was a hero
And Churchill's a Nero
I threw that awayI get up when I like
Wear anything I like
Don't keep up with the cool
I make up my own rulesDon't have to eat my greens
Or keep my bedroom extra tidy
'Cause nobody is around to tell me offI get up when I like
Wear anything I like
Don't keep up with the cool
I make up my own rulesDon't have to eat my greens
Or keep my bedroom extra tidy
'Cause nobody is around to tell me offLa-la, la-la-la
La-la, la-la-la
La-la, la-la-la
La-la, la-la-la
La-la, la-la-la
La-la, la-la-la
La-la, la-la-la
La-la, la-la-la-lounge
